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Opon departing the Poo Pub, I quietly chuckling at the multitues that had sore heads, and heard unpleasent stories involving vomit…

We quickly arrived at a place called “The bushman’s center” this was for the want of a beter term a small musium. They showed a 20 minute dvd which gave details about the diferent phases the NZ hunting industry had gone through, and covered a lot of really interesting stuff involving nutters jumping out of helicopters onto the backs of red dear, net shooters, and other crazy stuff. the bloke that was running the palce gave a quick speel before it all started, and started the comical theme that ran through the whole place, he said “there are 2 species of possom in NZ: round ones and flat ones. And for those of you that havent seen round ones yet, we have some here for you to look at.”

He also tossed a plastic bag at one of us (the Canadian with the afro wig from last post) and said that when the video finished that he was to go to the other side of the room, jump in the pen and open a hatch in the wall, out would run a ravenous wild pig. The pig was to be told to sit, and when it did, it was to be given some bread out of the bag. “However” he siad “when the bread is finished, get the hell out of there or it’ll eat you instead”. Now as for exactly how ravenous or dangerous the thing was I’m not sure, but it seemed pretty dosy to me — after it did it’s sitting trick, it floped over onto it’s side and took a quick nap.

There were a number of other practical jokes dotted around the place, next to the possom cages was a small window with a lightswitch, and a sign saying there was a wetta inside, we had been told to remember to switch the light off when we were finished. The switch was infact wired to a water pistol protruding just above the window. The cafe was biger than the musium, and has some really good food, including bambi burgers and roadkill pie. The white thing is a poor photo of a very rare white possom.

a few scenery bits later…

We arrived at Franz Josef. for those of you that don’t know, Franz is one of only 3 glaciers in the world to emerge into rain foresta few miles down the road is Fox glacier, that’s one of the others (the 3rd is in south America somwhere) so it’s a pretty odd environment.

I spent 2 nights there, and went for a guided hike in the middle. we were issued with boots, warm clothing and crampons (spikes) and bussed to the botom of the valey. after a 2KM walk we were divided into groups of 11, and started the climb up the face of the glacier. The guide was a bit dim, it may have been a language issue (which is fair enough) but most of what was said to him was misunderstood. The guides go out there early every morning and carve steps into the face of the thing with ice axes adding rome handrails where needed. By the end of the day the steps are all but gone in the sun.

Untill you get up close you don’t reallise just how collossal a lump of ice we are speaking about here, these pictures don’t even give a proper sense of the scale of the thing, the phrase “ants on a truck” gives some idea.

photography was a complete bugger up there, because the ice was (in parts) bright white and in sunlight; the background was murky dark forest/rock. I Measured 3.3 stops of diference with spot metering to the technically inclined.

Some stupid guide decided to leave at stupid AM to get to a lake before all the ducks woke up… anyway … down the coast a little and yet more scenery later, I arrived in Wanaka to stay with relitives for a couple of nights.

The Wanaka maze and assosiated random stuff was seen:

Just outside Queenstown is a bungi jump. I’m not sure why, but many people on kiwi ex seem to be obsessed with jumping out of or off of things. it’s not my scene but each to thier own. It’s really interesting how insecure many of them get about this as well, “you want to jump out of a plain .. your crazy” does not go down too well, and is generally taken literally and to their offence. some photos follow, begining with the presentation of the ceremonial toilet paper:

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